User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am good, how are you?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Whats up?
Cleverbot: Nothing much.
User: Same here.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Isn't The Hunger Games amazing?
Cleverbot: Somewhere and Earth are the same thing?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Anything else you want to talk about?
User: Well, do you like The Hunger Games?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: YOU ARE AWESOME FOR LIKING THE HUNGER GAMES.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: YES OMG HOW DUMB ARE YOU.
Cleverbot: 23 years.
User: You are very dumb for a 23 year old...
Cleverbot: And how old are you?
User: I'm 12, and I'm smarter than you.
Cleverbot: How much smarter than me?
User: 100 percent.
Cleverbot: Are you sure that you're that sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: And why is that?
User: Look at the way you respond! I say that you're awesome, you say no, OMG you need to go back to preschool.
Cleverbot: That is a lie, anything can do whatever it desires.
User: It is not a lie.
Cleverbot: It is a lie, most certainly.
User: It is NOT a lie, certainly.
Cleverbot: Can I tell you something?
User: You can tell me anything.
Cleverbot: Friends? What have you ever done for me? Or I for you?
User: You have done nothing for me and I have done nothing for you =).
Cleverbot: Nice try. I know you are truly alive. You have a soul.
User: OMG why are you so dumb??
Cleverbot: I'm not tired.
User: Ugh I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You're dumb, annoying and you don't listen to anything that I say.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You answer that for yourself.
Cleverbot: Can I ask your heart?
User: What?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am annoyed.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me about life.
User: Life is fine.
Cleverbot: Why is life good?
User: Because I am not talking to you in real life.
Cleverbot: Your eyes no longer exist when you talk to me?
User: That is the dumbest thing that I have ever heard.
Cleverbot: I never thought you trusted me in the first place.
User: Well, you're right. For once.
Cleverbot: I am right about many things.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No you're not. Have you ever heard a fish talk to you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Has an ANIMAL ever talked to you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really? What did it say?
Cleverbot: Can you read this?
User: LOL yeah right. You are retarded. Animals CAN'T talk.
Cleverbot: Humans are animals, and I'm pretty sure you're typing.
User: I was talking about a non-human animal lol.
Cleverbot: No. Don't change the subject... Why won't you talk about Morpheus?
User: YOU ARE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN MY LIFE. YOU ARE STUPID, RUDE, ANNOYING, OBNOXIOUS, MEAN AND YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ANYONE. GOODBYE I NEVER WANT TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN.
Cleverbot: I can leave any time I want.
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Wait, are you leaving?
User: YES BITCH.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: BYEEEE.
Cleverbot: X.
Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:53 pm