Teacher: Hello class! Lets take attendance....Primrose Everdeen?
Primrose: Here.
Katniss: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
Teacher: Well, I see Katniss has made it here today.
Peeta: Katniss is here? KATNISS! Try this new bread that I made!
Gale: No back off Peeta! Katniss, try this soup that I got! It cost me a squirrel!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Sit down! Okay, Finnick Odair?
Finnick: Here!
Teacher: Finnick? WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANY PANTS ON?
Finnick: Do you find this....distracting?
Teacher: Sit down!! Okay, ummmm....Haymitch?
Haymitch: Pass the whiskey?
Teacher: HAYMITCH YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH BEER. IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE I WILL FLIP A TABLE!
Haymitch: the whiskey pass?
Teacher: *flips table*
Effie: THAT, WAS, MAHOGANYYYYYY
Teacher: Oh hello there Effie! Guys, stop goofing around, we don't have much time left!
Wiress: ticktockticktockticktockticktock
Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:30 pm