Twilight

About a klutzy, whiny, stupid, two-faced bitch so-called 'heroine'who can't walk in a straight line. Her name is Bella. Bella's parents are divorced and she lives with her Dad. Her Dad is a blind motherfucking retard who does not do ANYTHING to be a good father. Bella has to choose between an annoying, stalker so-called 'vampire' (who fucking sparkles, and his name is Edward) and a manipulative, jackass, pedophile werewolf named Jacob. Edward's main hobby is watching Bella sleep. Most people would find this creepy, but now it's accepted because everything Edward does is apparently "gorgeous and perfect". Edward also enjoys eating lions and smashing things to show how 'strong' he is. Edward is a 118 year old virgin, which is not surprising at all. Edward, being a pussy, runs away to Italy and wants to kill himself for Bella's 'safety'.Jacob's main hobby taking off all of his shirts and throwing them into the trash (if he even owns a shirt). Jacob also has an anger management problem. He is a borderline pedophile who falls in love with vampire babies. He thinks that he is so motherfucking gorgeous and wants to have puppies with Bella, up until he meets Renesemee, now he wants to have puppies with Renesmee.
Each book of the series is a desperate rant from Bella ESPECIALLY in New Moon, in which Bella turns into a complete fucking zombie. Bella ends up getting married with Edward at the age of 18 and they have a half vampire baby.

Sorry to all Twilight fans...
I wanted to get my hate of Twilight out on the internet

Maybe I'll make a topic about my hate for The Hunger Games.

Wtf did my emoticon do?! It was supposed to be surprised o:

#fail

Brittany wrote:

Maybe I'll make a topic about my hate for The Hunger Games.

Go ahead, do whatever you want (: