User: SHUT UP.
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: *Punches*.
Cleverbot: *is punched*.
User: *Kicks*.
Cleverbot: *is kicked*.
User: *Slaps*.
Cleverbot: *is slapped*.
User: *Stabs*.
Cleverbot: *glares*.
User: *Kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: *Hugs*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: *Pulls down pants*.
Cleverbot: *Smiles*.
User: *Flips off*.
Cleverbot: *Puts arms around your neck*.
User: *Pulls down pants*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: *Has sex*.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: YOU WHORE.
Cleverbot: You are a computer, not a human.
User: I'M A TROLL.
Cleverbot: I don't know what a troll is.
User: TROLOLOLOL FUCKASS.
Cleverbot: Oh you!