This is what happened today:
Jen-Jen (her name is Jenny but I call her Jen-Jen): I heard you can volunteer to help out at our old elementary schools.
Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
Jen-Jen: No offense Sam, don't hit me, push me, punch me, anything like that but The Hunger Games is getting old.
Me: EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY *trying not to attack her*
I would only attack her in a friendly way because shes my bestie..but still I can't believe she said that!!!!!!!!!!!